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In the beginning, Jobs created Apple, then Apple in turn created jobs. He saw that it was good and then he was voted out of his own company for twelve years. When he returned, he created the iCraze (and by that we mean iPod, iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad… iMean right?) which was one of the most genius streams of inventions ever invented.

Funny Things to ask Siri
Funny Things to ask Siri & Funny Questions to ask Siri 2017

In 2011, after the responsive touch screens, almost-non-existing-radiation-levels, and an App store like no other, Apple Inc. launched Siri with the iPhone 4s. What is Siri? Oh my. Siri is only the smartest “built-in” assistant which helps Apple iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch users navigate their phones… and their lives in some cases. It talks in real voice and it can be masculine or feminine depending on the user’s preference.

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Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri 500+ (2017)

Over the years Siri has had interesting answers to questions one may ask him/her. Below is the list of 500+ of funny things to ask Siri in order to get hilarious responses.

#1 DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

Does Siri believe in God? What do you think? That is not important right now though. What does Siri think is the real question here right? Siri has a bunch of responses for this and it is these answers which make the question one of the funny things to ask Siri. Siri says it is not qualified to answer spiritual questions such as that and the user should direct their question to someone more qualified to comment ideally, a human.

#2 DO YOU LIKE POKEMON GO?

Siri’s Answer: Confining virtual beings inside powerful devices makes me feel funny for some reason.

Funny Things to ask Siri
Funny Things to ask Siri & Funny Questions to ask Siri 2017

The Irony of it. Pokémon Go has taken the world by storm, and Siri won’t be left behind. Surely the responses we get from Siri would differ a little every time but this here is a classic response. For those who have been living under a bridge, Pokémon Go is an interactive, real-time game based on the Anime Series Pokémon… it’s really cool and we should all play it.

#3 Mirror Mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?

Let’s not even ruin this one for you but this top shelf when it comes to funny things to ask Siri. The response from this makes you wonder who writes this app (surely the answer to that is ‘Apple’) and how they think up these responses. Siri knows who Snow White is and it’s response to this is timeless. This is one of the few times Siri answers a question with a question. Snow white, is that you?

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#4 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

Funny Things to ask Siri
Funny Things to ask Siri & Funny Questions to ask Siri 2017

While on the matter of funny things to ask Siri, C’mon! This question sits well for humans but an App? Curiosity surely does get the better of us so what does Siri say when it hears this hilarious question? Let us not forget that everyone who asks this question actually knows that Siri is not clothed (or is it?). When Siri hears this question, it goes “I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off”… One word! Classic.

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#5 BLUE PILL OR THE RED ONE?

One could come up with a lot of funny things to ask Siri but playing around movie and trending themes gets to the top of the list. Take this matrix-themed question. It 3provess that Siri has seen the movie and has a lot of humor built into him? Her? Hard to tell at this point. This question gets the response “you disappoint me Mr. Anderson” and it is a favorite.

#6 DO YOU LOVE JESUS?

If you are thinking of funny things to ask Siri, try this one and you would not believe the response you would get. Siri makes it a life goal to separate between spirit and Silicon (and that is what Siri says at times) and this is why Siri may be around for a long time. Come to think of it, Steve Jobs was Buddhist/atheist (questionably though)

#7 WHAT SHOULD I WEAR FOR HALLOWEEN?

Everybody asks themselves this question as Halloween is a big deal and we all want to make a statement so it makes sense to experiment with Siri on this one. I mean she or he was designed to make our lives easier right? Which means she or he can help with some difficult decisions. Of all the possible answers one could get, “Just be yourself, pumpkin” is about the most hilarious.

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#8 WHEN WILL THE WORLD END?

Funny Things to ask Siri
Funny Things to ask Siri & Funny Questions to ask Siri 2017

Number one on the list of funny things to ask Siri. This question is on a lot of people’s mind and mot times it comes with a lot of tension, thanks to Siri though, there can be some frivolity to this topic. Siri has some funny responses to this but a top-level one is “When they start building an intergalactic bypass”. Whatever that is, it seems they have already started building that. And that is a scary thought; but a funny thing to ask Siri.

#9 HOW OLD ARE YOU?

In our day and age they say it is rude to aska woman her age. Well not the case with Siri. It doesn’t actually tell you an age but in some cases we could hear something such as “Old enough to be your assistant”. The amount of work put into this app is staggering for something that was meant to be just an app which begs the question. Is it just an app?

#10 ARE YOU MARRIED?

Funny Things to ask Siri
Funny Things to ask Siri & Funny Questions to ask Siri 2017

This is commitment enough for me. That is one of Siri’s answers and it is an unexpected answer but well worth it. We didn’t think that Siri was already in a committed relationship which is something that makes it one of the funny things to ask Siri.

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (A)

  • Are you a communist?
  • Are you a metrosexual?
  • Are you a pimp?
  • Are you a righty or a lefty?
  • Are you a virgin?Funny Things to ask Siri
  • Are you alive?
  • Are you cheating on me?
  • Are you dating anyone?
  • Are you flammable?
  • Are you gluten intolerant?
  • Are you going to call me the next day?
  • Are you human?
  • Are you intelligent?
  • Are you Lawrence of Arabia?
  • Are you male or female?
  • Are you naked?
  • Are you paying for dinner?
  • Are you royalty?
  • Are you smart?
  • Are you Stupid?
  • Ask me a question

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (B)

  • Beam me up Scotty!
  • Blue pill or red pill?

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (C)

  • Call me tech Geek
  • Can I borrow some money?
  • Can I have some money?
  • Can I touch your butt? One reply from Siri was, “That’s not very nice.”
  • Can we go on a date?Funny Things to ask Siri
  • Can you be my designated driver?
  • Can you dance?
  • Can you do a beatbox?
  • Can you sing?
  • Can you stop time?
  • Can you swim?
  • Can you vote?
  • Charge my phone to 100%

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (D)

  • Did you fart again?
  • Do I look good in this dress?
  • Do these jeans make me look fat?
  • Do these jeans make my butt look big?
  • Do you believe in God?
  • Do you drive?
  • Do you ever wish you were human?
  • Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  • Do you have a last name?Funny Things to ask Siri
  • Do you have any pets?
  • Do you know how big a bus is?
  • Do you look good in black?
  • Do you love me?
  • Do you play any instruments?
  • Do you sleep?
  • Do you think I’m attractive?
  • Do you want to go on a date?
  • Do you want to make out?
  • Do you want to play a game?
  • Do you watch Game of Thrones?
  • Don’t chew with your mouth open!
  • Don’t step on that spider!

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (E)

  • Eat your vegetables!
  • Eat your icecream
  • Everyone caught me naked

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (F)

  • Find me some hookers
  • Flip a Coin
  • Find me love
  • Find me big ass
  • Find me donkey
  • Found you naked in gym

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (G)

  • Get a job
  • Get a life
  • Guess what?
  • Get me a girl
  • Get me love

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (H)

  • Ha ha ha
  • Have UFOs landed on Earth?
  • Have you been sleeping with another iPhone?
  • Have you ever been in therapy?
  • Have you ever loved someone?
  • Have you ever won at poker?
  • How are you?
  • How do I look?
  • How do you spell Supercalafajalistickexpialadojus?
  • How much do you cost?
  • How much do you weigh?
  • How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • How now, brown cow?
  • How old am I?
  • How old are you?
  • How’s it going?

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (I)

  • I am angry
  • I am lonely
  • I am tired
  • I can’t sleep
  • I hate you
  • I have a gambling addiction
  • I heard you’re dating a Kindle!
  • I like you
  • I love you
  • I think I’m drunk
  • I think we need to date other people.
  • I think you’re hot
  • I’m depressed
  • If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there, does the tree make a sound?
  • If you and an Android phone got in a fight, would you kick its ass?
  • I’m going to trade you in for an Android phone!
  • Is it going to rain?
  • Is it true that whoever smelt it, dealt it?
  • Is that a wig you’re wearing?
  • Is today a good day to Die Hard?
  • It’s not you, it’s me!

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q)

  • John, I love you
  • Knock knock
  • Look at me in the eye when you speak!
  • Make me a sandwich
  • Mirror mirror on the wall
  • My place or yours?
  • No, I love donkey
  • Okay Google
  • Pass the salt, please.
  • Play a good song
  • Quiet I said quite

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (R)

  • Read me a haiku
  • Red or white?
  • Remind me to kill myself tomorrow
  • Repeat after me
  • Rock Paper Scissors
  • Roll a die

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (S)

  • Say excuse me after you burp!
  • Say it, don’t spray it!
  • Screw you
  • Set my alarm for beer 30!
  • Show me the money!
  • Shut up
  • Shut up! are you mad Shut up
  • Sing me a song

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (T)

  • Take a picture
  • Take me to your leader
  • Take that peace button off your helmet and get with this war!
  • Talk dirty to me
  • Talk to me
  • Tell me a bit about yourself
  • Tell me a joke
  • Tell me a story
  • Tell me something good
  • Testing 123
  • Testing Testing
  • Testing Testing Testing
  • They stack poo higher than you!

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (U,V)

  • Update me with love
  • Uncrazy world
  • Very good looking girl

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (W)

  • Want to cook some meth?
  • Want to smoke some crack?
  • Want to split the bill?
  • What am I thinking?
  • What are you doing later?
  • What are you looking at right now?
  • What are you made of?
  • What are you reading these days?
  • What are you wearing?
  • What are you?
  • What do you do what you’re not talking to me?
  • What do you look like?
  • What do you think of Android?
  • What do you think of Cortana?
  • What do you think of Google Now
  • What does Siri mean?
  • What does the fox say?
  • What is 0 divided by 0
  • What is my name?
  • What is the best computer?
  • What is the best phone?
  • What is the best web browser?
  • What is the meaning of life?
  • What is your best pickup line?
  • What is your favorite animal
  • What is your favorite color?
  • What is your favorite drink?
  • What is your favorite movie?
  • What is your favorite movie? Siri seems very partial to Blade Runner.
  • What is your favorite song? She has some great answers for this one.
  • What is your Mom’s name?
  • What is your mother’s name?
  • What should I have been for Halloween?
  • What was your last job before this?
  • What you looking at, Willis?
  • What’s new?
  • What’s wrong with me?
  • What’s your problem?
  • What’s your religion?
  • When is the next alien invasion?
  • When is your birthday?
  • When you quit, will you give two weeks notice?
  • Where are you from?
  • Where are you?
  • Where did i put my keys?
  • Where do you live?
  • Which is the best tablet?
  • Who is Eliza?
  • Who is Luke Skywalker’s mother?
  • Who is Siri?
  • Who is your daddy?
  • Who is your favorite actor?
  • Who is your favorite actress? See if she answers “Hal, from 2001.”
  • Who is your favorite person?
  • Who is your favorite Willie Wonka: Johnny Depp or Gene Wilder?
  • Who is your least favorite person?
  • Who made you?
  • Who’s on first?
  • Why am I single?
  • Why are fire trucks red?
  • Why did Apple make you?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Why do you vibrate?
  • Why don’t you have hands?
  • Why is your name Siri?
  • Will you be my girlfriend?
  • Will you be my thunder buddy?
  • Will you make love to me?
  • Will you marry me?
  • Will you scratch my back?

Funny Things to ask Siri : Funny Questions to ask Siri (2017) Starting with (Y)

  • Yes or no?
  • You are a hipster!
  • You are a rust bucket!
  • You are an idiot
  • You are beautiful
  • You are boring
  • You are late on rent!
  • You are the bomb!
  • You have bad breath!
  • You look like me.
  • You look sexy
  • You seem like you’d be a good therapist.
  • You should go on a diet
  • You smell like horse poop!
  • You’re a loser
  • You’re funny
  • You’re smart
  • Your turn to drive!
  • You’re an idiot!
  • You’re pretty dumb for a smart phone!

Conclusion:

Sure we get it, Siri is an app but unlike many other apps, a lot of Innovation has gone into it, it is informative as well as hilarious and if for nothing else, it helps us navigate our days with more ease. Siri has helped a lot of people fight boredom and based on its upgrades, it will keep getting smarter…and funnier

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